Ma'amma

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A grandma so loud she could wake the dead and make the toddler cry just by breathing

My ma'amma yelled at the mailman for giving me the wrong snack

I hid under the couch when ma'amma came to visit

Ma'amma called me a ‘little brat’ for spilling juice on her shoes

A grandma who smells like old socks and has a mouth like a garbage truck

Ma'amma said I was ‘a disgrace’ after I ate pizza for breakfast

She smelled like my dog’s bed when she showed up

I didn’t want to hug her because she smelled like feet and garlic

A grandma who thinks she’s the boss of everything, even the internet

Ma'amma told the TV she was ‘not going to be ignored’

She said she would ‘take down the internet’ if I didn’t clean my room

She tried to log into my phone and got kicked out