Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Getting called ma'am is like being told you're ancient and ugly. It’s usually done by guys who think they’re cool, but they’re just sad.

Ma’am? You look like you just crawled out of a trash can.

Ma’am? You’re 20. I’m 16. Why are you being called ma’am?

Ma’am? You’re not even a grandma yet.

2

MA’AMED stands for Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. It’s a club started by a guy who couldn’t handle being outshone by a woman.

Al Bundy started this club because he was jealous of his wife.

The guys in this club are just sore losers.

This club is full of men who can’t handle being beat by a woman.

3

Ma’am is short for madam, a word used to call old ladies. It’s like being called ‘your majesty’ when you’re just a regular person.

No ma’am, I’m not a queen.

No ma’am, I’m just a regular girl.

No ma’am, I’m not even a princess.

4

Ma’amed is from a show where a man started a club to fight women who were better than him.

This club is from a show where men just couldn’t handle women being cool.

Ma’amed is from a show where men were just sad.

This club is from a show where men were just jealous.

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When someone calls you ma’am, they think you’re old. But you’re not. You’re just cool.

Ma’am? I’m 19. I’m not old.

Ma’am? I just got my driver’s license.

Ma’am? I’m not even in my 30s yet.

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A ma’am is a woman who has a man’s voice and yells at a cashier because she’s mad.

That woman yelled at the cashier like a man.

She had a man’s voice and a man’s temper.

She was so mad she could’ve yelled at the whole store.