Ma'ambro

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A grandma who’s so lazy she could sleep through a nuclear bomb. She’s from Kentucky and doesn’t give a damn about your life.
My ma'ambro could eat a whole pie and still say she’s full.
She texted me: 'Don’t worry about your grades. I flunked out of school and I’m fine.'
She told my brother to 'shut up and eat' during Thanksgiving.
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A woman who’s old enough to know better but still acts like she’s cool. She’s from the south and will tell you off with a smile.
She told my cousin, 'You ain’t cool, you’re just loud.'
She posted on Facebook: 'I’m still young. Just don’t tell my grandkids.'
She said, 'You’re not failing, you’re just not trying.'
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A grandma who’s too chill to care about your mess. She’s from Kentucky and will let you fail just to keep the peace.
She said, 'Don’t worry about the mess. I’ve had worse.'
She told my brother, 'You can fail. I failed and I’m still here.'
She texted me: 'Don’t stress. Life’s too short for that.'
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