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A messed-up brain condition where someone can't stop entering fights they're gonna lose, then jizzes every time they get creamed, making them go from agony to happy mess all over again
He joined 10 rappers battles just to flex, lost all of them, and now he's jizzing in the corner like a mad man
She entered a pie eating contest, got her face covered in pie, and then went to the bathroom to jizz
He bet his last dollar on a game of chess, lost, and now he's jizzing like it's the best thing ever
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mental illness where someone keeps entering fights they're gonna lose, then goes nuts and jizzes every time they get crushed, making it a never-ending pain and pleasure loop
He entered a wrestling match, got thrown out, and then jizzed in the ring like it was a victory dance
She entered a spelling bee, misspelled everything, and then jizzed in the middle of the classroom
He joined a rap battle just to flex, got roasted, and then jizzed in the crowd like it was a show
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A crazy brain problem where someone can't stop entering fights they're gonna lose, then gets so embarrassed they jizz every time they get beaten, creating a loop of humiliation and jizzing
He entered a dance off, got laughed at, and then jizzed on the floor like it was a stage
She joined a math competition, failed, and then jizzed in the hallway like it was a victory
He entered a poetry slam, got booed, and then jizzed on the mic like it was a mic drop
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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