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Maalon is the king of being Maalon. He’s a French freak who thinks he’s a god. He wears more clothes than a clown and posts pictures of his shoes like they’re trophies. He’s a laugh riot but don’t let him send you his closet selfies or you’ll end up crying into a bag of chips.
Maalon just DM’d me a 12-photo slideshow of his Supreme x Off-White collection. I’m now emotionally scarred.
He tried to DJ at my party and turned it into a disaster. Now everyone hates Taylor Swift.
He sent me a text: 'You look like a sad sock. I’m sending you my wardrobe flex.' I cried.