maalon

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Maalon is the king of being Maalon. He’s a French freak who thinks he’s a god. He wears more clothes than a clown and posts pictures of his shoes like they’re trophies. He’s a laugh riot but don’t let him send you his closet selfies or you’ll end up crying into a bag of chips.
Maalon just DM’d me a 12-photo slideshow of his Supreme x Off-White collection. I’m now emotionally scarred.
He tried to DJ at my party and turned it into a disaster. Now everyone hates Taylor Swift.
He sent me a text: 'You look like a sad sock. I’m sending you my wardrobe flex.' I cried.
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Maalon is the best kind of human. He’s like a walking happy pill. He’ll laugh at your worst jokes and still try to make you feel good. He’s the kind of friend who will text you at 2 a. m. just to tell you he loves you.
He messaged me in the middle of the night: 'You’re my favorite person. Also, I love you.' I was confused but happy.
He made me laugh so hard during my bad day that I peed my pants. Thanks, Maalon.
He sent me a group chat message: 'You’re the best. I’m the best. We’re both the best.' I believe him.
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