Maaling

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1
your secret hoard of high-class drugs
My maaling is so big, I could fund a whole meth lab.
He kept his maaling under his bed like a kid hides candy.
I don't need money, I got maaling and that's all.
2
a hot girl who makes your heart race
That girl in the bar was a maaling, I almost bit her.
He called her a maaling and she kissed him right there.
My maaling is so fine, I'm thinking about getting a tattoo of her.
3
something you're not supposed to have
They caught him with maaling and he got arrested.
The maaling was in his backpack, he was gonna sell it in school.
That maaling was so good, he didn't even get caught.
4
a nitty's main source of energy, it's like crack but even better
He's been on maaling for weeks, he's like a zombie.
Maaling is the only thing that keeps him going.
He said he'd rather die than stop using maaling.
5
a thick white goo that comes out of you when you're happy
That cum was so thick, it looked like pudding.
He was so excited, he leaked all over the floor.
She came so hard, it looked like a waterfall.
6
a Persian guy's way of asking a guy how much he wants to get laid
He walked up to me and said, 'Maaling?' like I was his new toy.
He asked me 'Maaling?' and I knew he wanted to get me in bed.
He said 'Maaling?' and I said 'You bet your ass.'
7
when you bang a girl just so you can get her money and make her pregnant
He hit that girl just so he could get her money and her baby.
She said 'Yes' to his proposal, but it was all about money and babies.
He bangs her every day, just to get rich and have a baby.
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