Maalim

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If you got Maalim as your last name you’re basically a king’s teacher and that makes you way smarter and more handsome than some guy named Malik who probably just looks at kings and says "hey, nice hat"
My cousin’s name is Maalim and he literally taught the king how to do math. Malik? He still can’t add 2 + 2.
My teacher said I’m not a Maalim, I’m just a Malik with a bad attitude.
My dog’s name is Malik and he barks at kings. My uncle’s name is Maalim and he’s been to the palace 10 times.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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If you have Maalim as your last name you’re like the king’s personal brain and Malik is just the guy who signs the checks and hopes the king doesn’t notice he’s dumb
My brother’s name is Maalim and he’s been to the palace. My name is Malik and I’ve been to the mall.
My Maalim uncle told the king how to beat the devil in chess. My Malik cousin said, ‘Just punch the devil.’
My Maalim grandma taught kings how to dance. My Malik grandma taught kings how to swear.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You got Maalim as your last name? That means you’re the king’s teacher and Malik is just a guy who got lucky and got a name that sounds fancy but still can’t spell ‘teacher’
My Maalim cousin got a gold medal from the king. My Malik cousin got a gold medal from the mall.
My Maalim uncle is the king’s brain. My Malik uncle is the king’s worst nightmare.
My Maalim dad taught kings how to ride a horse. My Malik dad taught kings how to ride a bike.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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