maalika

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maalika is a genius who thinks she's the best at everything. she’s like a unicorn but with more ego and less magic.

"You're the smartest person I know, maalika.", said by someone who just failed math."

"I’m not weird, I’m just ahead of the curve.", maalika, during a normal Tuesday."

"I heard you’re a unicorn. I believe it. I’ve seen you eat pizza with a fork.", a classmate who doesn’t know what a unicorn is."

maalika is a brainy freak who thinks everyone’s impressed by her. she’s like a unicorn who’s never been to school.

"You’re so smart, maalika. I don’t even know what smart means.", a friend who just failed science."

"I’m not weird, I’m just a genius who’s tired of people not getting me.", maalika, during lunch."

"I think she’s a unicorn. I’ve seen her solve problems in her head.", someone who thinks math is magic."

maalika is a brainy diva who thinks she’s the best. she’s like a unicorn who’s never had a bad day.

"You’re the smartest person I’ve ever met. I’ve never met anyone.", said by a friend who thinks maalika is perfect."

"I’m not weird, I’m just a genius who’s tired of being called weird.", maalika, in the middle of a math test."

"I think she’s a unicorn. I’ve never seen anyone eat pizza like that.", a classmate who thinks pizza is magic."