maalek

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To be so hairy it looks like a raccoon threw a beard at you and won

My uncle is so maalek, he looks like a goat got married to a hedgehog.

That guy’s face is like a fur coat for a monster.

I tried to touch his arm, and it felt like touching a hairy alien.

A person who can’t even own a video game, let alone their own life

This guy tried to buy a PS5, and it was like watching a toddler try to open a jar of pickles.

He’s so maalek, he can’t even own a sock.

He got a free game and still didn’t know how to play it.