Maaled

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Your secret hoard of drugs. Like your grandma’s stash of cookies, but way more illegal and way less sweet.
Yo, I got my maaleed in the back of my closet. It's like a treasure map for my brain.
My maaleed is so good, it’s like a VIP pass to heaven.
I eat my maaleed for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don’t even need a job.
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A hot girl. The kind of girl who makes you forget your own name.
That girl in the corner? She's my maaleed. I’ve been eyeing her since the day I was born.
I had a maaleed in my class. She had the whole school distracted.
He hit on my maaleed, and I almost killed him.
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Illegal stuff. The kind of stuff that makes cops cry and your parents sad.
I got caught with maaleed in my backpack. My mom’s face was like a ghost.
Maaleed is like a secret club. You get in, you don’t come out the same.
He brought maaleed to school. The teacher got suspended.
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If you're a nitty, maaleed is your gas. Like crack, but with more sweat and less dignity.
That nitty boy lives on maaleed. He doesn’t even need to breathe.
Maaleed is his life. He eats it, drinks it, and dreams it.
He’s so high on maaleed, he thinks the ceiling is talking to him.
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A super strong drug. It makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your body like it’s doing the twist.
That maaleed hit me like a truck. I don’t even remember my own name.
I took one hit of maaleed and forgot how to walk.
That maaleed is so good, I’d sell my soul for another hit.
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A guy’s way of saying he’s got a serious case of the feels. He’s jacking off to you, and you’re not even there.
He asked me if I was his maaleed. I told him no, I was just passing through.
He said I was his maaleed. I asked him if he had a mirror.
He got so worked up over being my maaleed, he fainted.
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When you have sex just so you can have a baby and make that girl rich. It's like a business deal with a side of love.
He hooked up with her just to get rich and have a baby. That’s called maaleed.
They had maaleed and now they’re both millionaires. It was a win-win.
He promised her a life of luxury if she had his baby. That’s maaleed.
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