Ma'alea

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Ma'alea is a Hawaiian word that means you're so smart, you could outthink a chicken at a math test. And also the most fire woman in the entire universe.
Ma'alea is the only person who could turn my failed math test into a conspiracy theory.
My ex said I was Ma'alea. I said he was lying. He said I was lying. We both lied.
My teacher said I was Ma'alea. I said she was just tired of my smartass comments.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ma'alea is when you're so cunning, you could trick a lava flow into going the wrong way. And also the reason why every guy in the class is jealous.
My crush said I was Ma'alea. I said he was just trying to get into my pants.
My brother said I was Ma'alea. I said he was just trying to get out of his own problems.
My friend said I was Ma'alea. I said he was just tired of losing to me.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ma'alea is when you're so wise, you could give advice to a king and he’d still ask you for a second opinion. And also the hottest woman who ever walked on a beach.
My mom said I was Ma'alea. I said she was just trying to make me feel good.
My teacher said I was Ma'alea. I said he was just trying to get a better grade.
My crush said I was Ma'alea. I said he was just trying to ask me out.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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