maalak

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#hot mess#laughing till you cry#saint sin

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A Maalak is a girl who thinks she's ugly but is actually a hot mess with brown hair and eyes that could make a saint sin. She’s sweet, loyal, and will laugh at your dumb jokes while you die of embarrassment.
My Maalak said she was ugly, but she looked like a goddess. I asked if she was a human or a saint.
My Maalak laughed at my joke about pizza and then cried because I said it was better than her.
My Maalak is the only person who can make me cry from laughing.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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If you ever meet a Maalak, don’t let her go. She’s kind, never hurts you, and will love you so much she’ll probably propose in a restaurant.
My Maalak proposed to me in a taco place. I said yes, and she cried in a taco shell.
My Maalak loves me so much she gave me a necklace made of pizza crusts.
My Maalak said she’d never hurt me, but I got a tattoo of her name in cursive.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Maalak is a girl who looks perfect all the time and will make you look like a fool if you don’t keep up. She’s got high standards and will call you out when you mess up.
My Maalak told me I looked like a raccoon in a trench coat. I asked if that was a compliment.
My Maalak said my hair looked like a tornado hit it. I said I was thankful.
My Maalak called me out for eating pizza for breakfast and said I was a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Maalak is a girl who is kind, loyal, and will always put a smile on your face even if you’re the biggest idiot in the world.
My Maalak smiled at me even though I said the sky was green. She said I was a genius.
My Maalak laughed at my joke about cows and said I was the funniest person she ever met.
My Maalak said I was an idiot but still loved me anyway.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Maalak is a girl who looks like an angel, has the personality of a saint, and will make you feel like the biggest fool if you don’t treat her right.
My Maalak looked like an angel, but I called her a demon for eating my pizza.
My Maalak said I was the biggest fool in the world for not asking her out.
My Maalak was so beautiful I forgot to breathe for five minutes.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Maalak is a girl who is perfect in every way and will make your life better if you don’t act like an idiot around her.
My Maalak said I was an idiot for not asking her out. I said I was a genius for not being her boyfriend yet.
My Maalak made my life better by giving me a hug and a pizza.
My Maalak said I was perfect and I said she was a genius.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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