Maal Monkey

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A monkey so wasted it thinks the moon is a cheeseburger.

My cousin got turned into a Maal Monkey after drinking 12 Monster Energy drinks and a bottle of wine.

The Maal Monkey tried to kiss the barista and ended up knocking over 10 cups of coffee.

At the party, the Maal Monkey was dancing on the table and screaming, 'I am the king of the jungle!'

These monkeys are the only ones left after a fire that made the jungle cry.

Out of 4,200 monkeys, only a few survived the fire, and they’re all kind of crazy now.

The fire was so bad, even the trees were like, 'Why did I ever let these monkeys live here?'

The Maal Monkeys are the only ones left, and they’ve been using the fire as an excuse to be lazy.

They’re so rare, people think Picasso made them to get back at the art world.

People say the Maal Monkeys are so rare, they’re worth more than a diamond.

Some people think Picasso turned them into monkeys to mess with the world.

The Maal Monkeys are so rare, one of them was sold for a million bucks and still called it a 'fair trade.'