maakusha

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a girl who acts like she's the smartest person in the world but can't even tie her shoes. she's a waste of oxygen.
She claimed she could fix the internet, then spent 20 minutes trying to plug in a phone.
She told me she knew how to cook, then burned toast and cried.
She said she could read minds, but couldn't tell me what I had for lunch.
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a girl who thinks she's the center of the universe and acts like everyone else is beneath her. she’s the reason people need aspirin.
She started a fight over who had the better hair, even though both had lice.
She yelled at the pizza delivery guy for giving the wrong order, then cried when he left.
She claimed she could beat anyone in a spelling bee, but couldn't spell 'spelling'.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a girl who is so clueless she thinks the sky is a ceiling and everyone else is just pretending to be smart.
She asked if the moon was a lightbulb and wanted to know if it needed batteries.
She tried to explain gravity by saying 'it’s just the floor being mean.'
She believed the sun was a giant fireball that was just really tired.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a girl who thinks she's the most important person alive and can't do anything right. she’s the reason people lose their minds.
She tried to do a math problem but used emojis instead of numbers.
She said she could win a talent show, then tried to sing and made the dog howl.
She told everyone she could fly, then fell off the couch and cried.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a girl who thinks she's super smart, but her brain is full of glitter and nonsense. she’s the reason people need patience.
She said she could build a robot, then used Legos and a banana.
She told me she knew everything, but couldn't tell me what day it was.
She claimed she could speak to animals, but the cat just stared at her.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a girl who is so dumb she thinks the internet is a real person and everyone else is just pretending to be smart.
She asked the internet if it wanted pizza and got mad when it didn’t reply.
She said the internet was her best friend, but it didn’t text her back.
She tried to ask the internet for help with math, then cried when it didn’t answer.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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