maako

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A person who’s so good they make your life feel like a bad decision.

My homie is a maako. He passed my test and then told me he failed his own.

My maako friend skipped class and still got straight A’s.

That maako didn’t even try and still beat me in the race.

Someone who’s so truthful they’ll tell you the whole story, even if it’s about your ugly cousin.

My maako told me my dog ate my homework and my brother’s GPA.

That maako said my crush was a ‘disaster waiting to happen’ and he was right.

My maako told my mom I was in the hospital and she believed him.

A person who cares so much they’ll cry over your failed math test and your bad haircut.

My maako cried when I failed math and then cried again when I got a buzzcut.

That maako brought me soup after I got a D and then gave me a hug.

My maako was so worried about my grades he started doing my homework for me.

A person so great they can make a bad day feel like a good idea.

My maako turned my bad day into a party and I didn’t even want to go.

That maako made me laugh so hard I forgot I got a B.

My maako turned my failed exam into a ‘legendary disaster’ and I loved it.