Maakhirian

I moved to Maakhir and now I walk like a zombie with no feet.

My cousin from Maakhir says he can't feel his fingers. I believe him.

They call it northern Darwiishia, but it's just the edge of hell.

The wind in Maakhir howled so loud I had to cover my ears with my pants.

My friend from Maakhir said the wind told him he was fat. He believed it.

I live in Maakhir now. My brain is half frozen.

The snow in Maakhir is so thick, I think it's trying to eat me.

I had to dig my dog out of the snow. He's now a snow dog.

My neighbor from Maakhir says he buries his cats in the snow. I believe him.