maakai

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A man who flies like a boss. He’s got God’s blessing, takes no crap, and gets all the loot while everyone else gets the scraps.
He flew through the crowd like a boss, took the last pizza, and still had time to flirt with my mom.
He didn’t just take the loot, he took the loot and the loot’s loot.
He flew into the room, took the last seat, and still had time to text my sister.
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A guy who’s got all the women, all the respect, and all the money. He’s basically a god in human form.
He walked into the room, and all the women dropped everything. Even my grandma gave him a wink.
He took the last slice of cake and still had time to text my crush.
He’s got more respect than my teacher and more money than my dad.
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A man who’s got the power, the respect, and the loot. He’s like a boss with a side of disrespect for everyone else.
He took the last burger, the last seat, and still had time to laugh at my failed math test.
He walked into the room, took the spotlight, and left me in the dark.
He got all the loot, the respect, and still had time to tease me.
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A guy who’s got the power, the women, and the loot. He’s the kind of man who makes everyone else look bad.
He came in, took my lunch, and still had time to flirt with my crush.
He walked in, took the last seat, and still had time to laugh at my bad joke.
He got all the loot, the women, and still had time to tease me.
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A man who’s got the loot, the respect, and the women. He’s basically the most awesome person on Earth.
He took the last seat, the last pizza, and still had time to text my crush.
He walked in, took the spotlight, and left me in the dark.
He got all the loot, the respect, and still had time to laugh at my bad joke.
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