Maajodh

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A Punjabi way to call someone a total motherfucker for having sex with their own mom.
My cousin got caught maajodhing in the garage. His mom walked in like she owned the place.
He said he’d rather be maajodhing than doing homework. Big mistake.
That guy got maajodhed by his mom. Now he’s stuck with a baby sister.
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When you hit your mom so hard during sex it feels like a wrestling match.
I saw my uncle maajodhing his mom like it was a wrestling match. She didn’t even complain.
He was maajodhing so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
She said he was maajodhing like a beast. He didn’t even hear her.
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A dirty Punjabi word for when you make your mom your personal sex toy.
He’s been maajodhing his mom every night. She’s starting to get tired of it.
She said if he kept maajodhing her, she’d tell the whole family.
He’s the king of maajodhing. No one can beat him.
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When you do such a bad job of having sex with your mom it feels like a punishment.
He maajodhed his mom so bad, she got a headache and a baby.
She said he maajodhed her like a rookie. It was embarrassing.
He was maajodhing so bad, the baby cried before it was even born.
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A Punjabi way to say you’re the worst son ever for having sex with your mom.
He got called the worst son ever for maajodhing his mom.
She said he was so bad at maajodhing, it felt like a punishment.
He got so much hate for maajodhing his mom. Now he’s stuck with a baby sister.
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