maajke

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A girl so hot she could make a monk lose his mind and start a riot just by winking at him.

My ex is a maajke. She had five guys crying in the park at the same time.

My cousin's maajke got a guy to propose during a math test.

My maajke is so hot, the internet tried to delete her from existence.

A girl so good-looking she could make a bald man grow hair just by looking at her.

My neighbor’s maajke got two guys to fight over a slice of pizza.

My maajke’s face is so pretty, the sun tried to copy it.

My maajke got a guy to drop out of college just to follow her.

A girl so pretty she could make a dog forget how to bark and start singing.

My maajke is so pretty, the dog next door started dating her.

My friend’s maajke made a guy give up his job for a cupcake.

My maajke is so hot, the sky turned pink just to watch her.