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the worst kind of lie you ever heard

You said you’d finish the project by Friday. Now it’s Monday and you’re still eating cereal for dinner.

She told me she had a date last night. Turns out she was just watching cat videos in pajamas.

He claimed he passed the test. I saw the questions. He didn’t even know what a question was.

when someone talks so much it’s like they’re trying to fill the void of your brain

My cousin talked the entire ride to school. I forgot what the word ‘quiet’ meant.

My mom started telling me about her day before I even sat down. I was still eating my breakfast.

My friend kept talking during the movie. I didn’t watch it. I just listened to him.

when your brain is so full of nonsense it can’t even process simple math

I tried to add 2 + 2. My brain said 5. I’m not even mad. I’m confused.

My teacher asked me what 3 times 4 was. I said 12. Then I changed my answer to 17. I don’t know why.

I tried to count my cookies. I had 10. Now I have 27. I have no idea how.