maain

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A person who takes forever to ask someone out, like they’re waiting for the perfect moment to drop a bomb.

Hey, do you want to go to the mall? No? How about the mall on Saturday? No? How about the mall on Saturday with my friends? No? How about the mall on Saturday with my friends and my mom? No? Then why are you still here? I’ll take that as a yes.

I saw you at the store. I saw you at the store again. I saw you at the store three times. Are you trying to make me lose my mind?

I asked you out three times. You said no three times. I’m still here. I’m still here. I’m still here.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A person who can’t just say 'hey, wanna hang out?' They have to wait until they’ve lost their mind to finally ask.

I’ve been thinking about you for weeks. I’ve been thinking about you for weeks. I’ve been thinking about you for weeks. Are you ready? I’m asking you out now.

You walked by me three times. You waved. I said hi. You said hi. You walked by me again. I said hi again. You said hi again. I said, 'Hey, do you wanna hang out?'

I’ve been messaging you for a month. I’ve been messaging you for a month. I’ve been messaging you for a month. I’m asking you out now.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Someone who waits until they’re literally begging to finally ask someone out, like they’re dying.

I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now. I’ll ask you out now.

I’m literally dying. I’m literally dying. I’m literally dying. I’m asking you out now.

I’ve been messaging you for a month. I’m asking you out now. I’ve been messaging you for a month. I’m asking you out now.

by Slangipedia 2h ago