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A guy who’d rather get stabbed than let someone mess with his hair
Bro, I didn’t touch your hair, I just looked at it
You tried to braid my hair, I called the cops
He ran away when I asked if he wanted a trim
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Someone who fights like a wild animal if you try to cut his hair
I asked if he wanted a fade, he threw a chair
She tried to trim his bangs, he bit her
He screamed like a baby when I snipped one strand
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A human who thinks his hair is sacred and you’re a sinner for touching it
He said I was cursed for touching his hair
I got excommunicated for cutting his hair
He prayed to the hair gods when I messed it up