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A brain-dead whore who thinks talking to ferns is cool
She named her cactus 'Dad' and cried when it died
She tried to make a plant into a boyfriend and it didn't work
She spent $200 on a pot for a single basil plant
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A stupid cow who thinks her plants are better than you
She said her spider plant was watching her and she believed it
She got fired for talking to aloe vera during meetings
She thinks her succulents are her only friends
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A clueless tramp who thinks growing things is a superpower
She tried to grow a beard from a potato and failed
She thinks her orchid is a spy for the government
She tried to date a fern and it didn't work
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A brainless ho who thinks plants know everything
She asked her fern for advice and it didn't help
She thinks her plants are plotting against her
She gave her plant a divorce because it didn't bloom
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A foolish skank who thinks her plants are her family
She cried when her bonsai died and it was just a tree
She threw a party for her ivy and it didn't show up
She called her plant 'Mom' and it was just a plant
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A dumbass tart who thinks talking to flowers is smart
She told her tulips about her ex and they didn't care
She got a plant for her pet dog and it confused everyone
She thinks her flowers can solve her problems and they can't