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A hot girl who makes everyone else look like a sad potato. She’s got lips like magic and a smile that could make a corpse blush. She’s got a heart bigger than a truck and a love life that’s better than your mom’s gossip.
She kissed me and I forgot my own name.
She made my dog laugh and my cat cry.
She texted me a picture of a pizza and it made my day.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A girl so pretty she could make a bald man cry. She’s the kind of person who makes your day and your ex’s week. She’s got love in her soul and a laugh that could wake the dead.
She said hi and I got a hard-on.
She hugged me and I forgot my homework.
She made my grandma blush at the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A woman so sweet she could make a donut blush. She’s got a love life that’s better than your diet and a smile that could light up a room. She’s the kind of person who makes your life better without even trying.
She gave me a hug and I forgot my own name.
She made my dog dance and my cat sing.
She texted me a picture of a sunset and I cried.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A girl so cute she could make a math teacher cry. She’s got a heart full of love and a smile that could make a zombie laugh. She’s the kind of person who makes your day and your week better.
She winked at me and I got a boner.
She gave me a compliment and I cried.
She made my grandma laugh at the dinner table.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A woman so good-looking she could make a statue jealous. She’s got a love life that’s better than your mom’s drama and a smile that could make a dragon smile. She’s the kind of person who makes your life worth living.
She smiled at me and I got a hard-on.
She made my dog laugh and my cat scream.
She texted me a picture of a cake and I got excited.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A girl so nice she could make a nun blush. She’s got a heart full of love and a smile that could make a ghost laugh. She’s the kind of person who makes your day and your week better.
She said hi and I got a boner.
She hugged me and I forgot my own name.
She made my grandma laugh at the church.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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