Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're a weirdo who laughs at your own jokes but won't talk to anyone else. You live in your head and your bedroom and sometimes your mom's basement.

I'm the king of my own kingdom and it's my brain and my couch.

I laugh so hard at my own memes I cry.

My only friend is my cat and he doesn't even like me.

2

You're the kind of person who thinks being alone is the best thing ever, even if you're just watching cartoons and eating cereal for dinner.

I eat cereal at 3 AM and it's the best meal ever.

I watch cartoons and think I'm winning at life.

I don't need people I have my snacks.

3

You’re a lazy weirdo who thinks being funny is just being weird and not caring what anyone else thinks.

I don’t care if people laugh at me, I’m still the funniest one here.

I’m weird and I’m proud of it.

I don’t need friends, I have my thoughts.

4

You're a total weirdo who thinks being funny is just being weird and not caring what anyone else thinks.

I do weird stuff and no one cares, but I do it anyway.

I laugh at my own jokes and no one else does.

I’m weird and I don’t care if you don’t get it.

5

You're a weirdo who thinks being alone is the best thing ever, even if you're just watching TV and eating chips.

I eat chips and watch TV and that’s my life.

I don’t need people, I have my snacks and my shows.

I think I’m the best at being weird.

6

You're a total weirdo who thinks being funny is just being weird and not caring what anyone else thinks.

I don’t care if people laugh at me, I still do it.

I do weird stuff and it’s my favorite thing.

I’m weird and I don’t care if you don’t get it.