Maaho

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A person who makes you feel good while yelling at you like your mom and your principal had a baby.

You just failed your math test. Maaho: 'I know you're smart, but I'm not gonna let you fail again.'

You skipped breakfast. Maaho: 'You're gonna die at 12 from a heart attack.'

You said 'I don't care.' Maaho: 'You don't care? You don't care? You don't care? I'll be here when you're 60.'

Someone who lifts your spirit while cussing you out like you owe them money.

You got grounded. Maaho: 'You think I care? I'm gonna call your dad.'

You missed a meeting. Maaho: 'You're gonna be the last one here, and I'm gonna make you sit in the corner.'

You said 'I'm fine.' Maaho: 'You're fine? You're fine? I'm gonna make you fine.'

A person who makes you laugh while scolding you like you're a kid who broke the internet.

You posted a bad meme. Maaho: 'That meme is worse than the last one, and I saw that one in 2013.'

You missed lunch. Maaho: 'You're gonna be hungry, and I'm gonna be proud.'

You said 'I'm not going.' Maaho: 'You're not going? You're not going? You're not going? I'm gonna bring you there.'