maahidul

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He’s a goofy, sugary man who laughs at Nandos like it’s a holy experience. He can make anyone smile or yell at him for no reason.

He walked into the restaurant and cried because the chicken was golden. I think he had a breakdown.

He told a joke so bad it made my dog laugh. I was confused.

He sent me a text that said 'Nandos is the best thing since sliced bread. Also, I love you.'

A huge, hot guy with a body that’s like a flexing sandwich. His left side bends like it’s on a rollercoaster.

He walked into the gym and the weights started crying. I think he flexed too hard.

He showed me his body and I asked if he was a superhero. He said no, but he had a 12-inch bicep.

He said his left side bends left because it’s ‘too dramatic for the right.’