maahg

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1
Stroll through stores like you own the place, usually with your sister or your bestie, looking for something that costs way more than you have.
I’ve been maahg-ing for two hours and still haven’t found a shirt that doesn’t look like it came out of a trash can.
My sister is maahg-ing in the mall like it’s her job and I’m her sidekick.
I’m maahg-ing because I have no idea what I want, but I know I don’t want to pay full price.
2
Wander around stores like a lost kid, usually with your sister or your girlfriend, pretending you know what you’re looking for.
I’ve been maahg-ing since 10 AM and I still don’t know what I want. I just know it’s not this shirt.
My sister is maahg-ing like she’s trying to find the meaning of life in a shoe store.
I’m maahg-ing because I don’t know what I want, but I know I don’t want to be sad.
3
Linger in stores like you’re waiting for your mom to show up and yell at you, usually with your sister or your girlfriend.
I’ve been maahg-ing for an hour and I still don’t know what I want, but I know my mom is going to be mad if I don’t buy something.
My sister is maahg-ing like she’s waiting for her mom to show up and yell at her.
I’m maahg-ing because I’m tired and I don’t want to go home yet.
4
Walk around stores like you’re on a mission, usually with your sister or your girlfriend, even though you have no idea what you’re looking for.
I’m maahg-ing like I’m on a mission to find the perfect shirt, even though I don’t know what that is.
My sister is maahg-ing like she’s chasing a dream in a clothing store.
I’m maahg-ing because I’m pretending I know what I’m doing, even though I don’t.
5
Saunter around stores like you’ve got all the time in the world, usually with your sister or your girlfriend, even though you’re just trying to avoid buying something.
I’ve been maahg-ing for 45 minutes and still haven’t bought anything, which is a win.
My sister is maahg-ing like she’s got all day and I’m just here to suffer.
I’m maahg-ing because I’m trying to avoid buying anything, even though I probably will.
6
Stroll around stores like you’re royalty, usually with your sister or your girlfriend, even though you’re just trying to find a shirt that doesn’t suck.
I’m maahg-ing like I’m royalty and this store is my kingdom, even though I just want a shirt that doesn’t suck.
My sister is maahg-ing like she’s a queen and I’m just her servant.
I’ve been maahg-ing for so long I think I might start talking to the clothes.
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