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He walked in like he just won the lottery and still stank like he slept in a garbage can.

He told me he’d be rich by 25 and now he’s still eating ramen for lunch.

He tried to propose to his ex and she laughed so hard she cried.

He posted a selfie and his mom commented ‘That’s my boy’ and that was it.

He asked a girl to prom and she said ‘no’ and he said ‘I’m still hot’.

He tried to start a band and called it ‘The Hot Boys’ and no one showed up.

He told his dog he was a legend and the dog wagged his tail like it believed him.

He tried to write a memoir and called it ‘The Legend of Me’ and it’s 3 paragraphs long.

He tried to start a cult and only his dog showed up.

He said he was a god and his sister said ‘Yeah, and you still can’t cook.’

He tried to take over the world and his sister texted him ‘You’re still bad at Monopoly.’

He told the priest he was a god and the priest said ‘You’re still bad at poker.’

He tried to sing and his cat hissed like it was in a concert.

He tried to write a song and it was just ‘I’m a rockstar’ repeated 10 times.

He tried to start a band and called it ‘The Rockstar’ and no one showed up.