maaham

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A tiny elf with a temper like a lit fuse and a heart bigger than a shopping cart. She’ll save your life one minute and kick your ass the next. Still worth hanging out with, even if you’re bruised and blushing.
She told me I was cute, then threw me into a wall.
I asked for a snack, she gave me a black eye and a cookie.
She cried at my joke, then threatened to eat my hat.
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An emo elf who eats lettuce and hates the sun. She’s obsessed with dying and writing in a notebook. She’s got a mood swing worse than a bad pizza. Don’t trust her if she’s wearing all black.
She cried in my DMs, then sent me a death threat.
She tried to write my name in the Death Note, then got distracted by a squirrel.
She wore all black to my birthday and said I was ‘depressing’.
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