MAAgots

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MAAgots are the dumb kids who go to Milwaukie Academy of the Arts. They are either gay, sad, dumb, or just plain weird.
My friend is a MAAgot. He cried when the art teacher said his drawing looked like a sad potato.
I saw a MAAgot try to explain why they failed math. It was like watching a cat try to solve a Rubik’s cube.
The MAAgot next to me texted me: 'Why is life so hard? I can’t even draw a straight line.'
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MAAgots are the kids at MAA who are either queer, depressed, brain-dead, or just plain weird. They are the reason the school smells like sadness and glitter.
A MAAgot told me their crush is a guy who wears socks with dinosaurs on them. I asked why. They said, 'Because I am a MAAgot.'
I heard a MAAgot scream, 'I can’t do this!' while trying to paint a portrait of their mom. Their mom is a cat.
A MAAgot sent me a DM: 'Why are we here? I thought this was a school for art, not for my soul.'
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MAAgots are the weird kids who go to MAA. They are either gay, suicidal, stupid, or just plain weird. They are the reason the school has more drama than a soap opera.
A MAAgot tried to explain why they failed science. They said, 'I don’t know why atoms bond. I just know I bond with my crush.'
I saw a MAAgot crying in the hallway because their art got a C. It was like watching a baby cry over a broken toy.
A MAAgot texted me: 'I am not stupid. I am just not MAAgot enough.'
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MAAgots are the kids who go to MAA. They are either gay, sad, dumb, or just plain weird. They are the reason the school has more chaos than a hurricane.
A MAAgot tried to explain their crush. They said, 'He wears socks with unicorns. I think he is a MAAgot too.'
I saw a MAAgot run into the art room screaming, 'I can’t draw a line straight!' like it was the end of the world.
A MAAgot sent me a message: 'I am not weird. I am just MAAgot enough.'
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