Maafushi

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Maafushi is what you own when you're rich and I'm broke. Yourfushi is what you own when you're rich and I'm still broke. Mifushi is something else, probably a sandwich you're eating while I starve.
You: 'This is my Maafushi.' Me: 'That's your fushi, but I'm still broke.'
Yourfushi is like your mom's secondhand dress. I got it for free, but it still smells like your sister's old gym socks.
Mifushi? That's the pizza you eat while I drink lukewarm coffee and hate life.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maafushi is what I call your stuff when I'm jealous and mad. Yourfushi is what I call your stuff when I'm still jealous and even madder. Mifushi? That’s just a word I made up to insult you more.
'That's your Maafushi, and I want it now!', said by me, 2 minutes after seeing you eat a burger.
Yourfushi is like your dad’s old car. It’s broken, and I’m stuck in traffic with it.
Mifushi is the word I used when I kicked your dog and told it to stop sniffing my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maafushi is your stuff, but I’m taking it. Yourfushi is your stuff, but I’m taking it harder. Mifushi is the thing you own that I still don’t understand.
'That’s my Maafushi, and I’m gonna take it!', said by me, 1 minute after seeing you eat my sandwich.
Yourfushi is like your grandma’s old hat. It’s ugly, but I still have to wear it to school.
Mifushi is the thing you own that I still don’t know what it is, but I’m gonna steal it anyway.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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