maadhuri

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A person who eats chicken like it's their last meal on Earth and doesn't care if it's 2 a. m.

I ate 5 chicken wings and now I'm crying in the shower.

My maadhuri friend ordered 10 pieces of chicken and still wanted more.

He ate chicken for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and called it a diet.

Someone who thinks chicken is better than love and will fight you for the last piece.

She took the last chicken leg and said, 'You don't love me.'

He skipped his girlfriend’s birthday to eat chicken.

They had a full-blown argument over who got the chicken wings.

A human who eats chicken so much, their breath smells like a greasy restaurant at midnight.

He walked in and everyone knew it was him by the chicken breath.

She kissed him and it tasted like a fryer.

He ate chicken in the car and his whole family got chicken breath.