maaden

Fresh

0 views · Added 7h ago · 3 definitions

Martin's name when an Aussie is too lazy to spell it right and too drunk to care.

'Mate, I’m callin’ him Maaden now. Sounds better than Martin.'

'Why is the barkeep yellin’ at me? I just said Maaden, not Martin!'

My dog heard me say Martin and started barkin’ like it was Maaden.

Martin's name if it got hit by a brick and then cursed at.

'That’s not Martin, that’s Maaden. He’s got a sore head and a bad attitude.'

'Why’d you say Maaden? You’re gonna make him mad.'

My teacher said Maaden instead of Martin. I got a D for laziness.

Martin’s name if he got stuck in a toaster and yelled for help.

'Maaden? That’s what he said when the toaster caught fire.'

'He’s not Martin. He’s Maaden. He’s been burned and he’s angry.'

I said Maaden to my brother. He flipped the table.