Maada

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A black guy with a meaty member that’s too big for his brain. He’s got charm to spare but can’t shut up, so he messes up every chance he gets. Smart as hell but looks like a confused donkey.

DM: 'Hey, I saw you at the gym. I know you’re single. Let’s go.'

Text: 'You’re hot, but you talk too much. I can’t even think.'

Tweet: 'Maada tried to flirt with me. He said, 'I love you.' I said, 'I hate you.''

by Slangipedia 9d ago

An African guy who shines a flashlight up your pants and yells 'BANZORRR!' like he’s in a war. He loves vaginas more than he loves life. He’ll kiss you like it’s the last day on Earth but will ghost you the next day.

Text: 'I’m not even mad. I just yelled BANZORRR and left.'

DM: 'You were my favorite. Then you said, 'I’m going to the mall.' I died.'

Tweet: 'My Maada kissed me like I was a pizza. Then he said, 'Bye.' I was a half-eaten pizza.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago