Maad

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A boy with Arabic roots who’s ready to dive into anything. He’s a total bookworm, reads the same book until it’s basically a part of his soul. He’s got a heart so soft it could be used as a pillow, and he’ll be there for you like a best friend who also happens to be a total legend.
"Maad is the only person who can make me cry over a sad poem and then laugh at my face when I try to act cool.", @BookwormBro
"If Maad is your friend, you’re gonna get advice, help, and a free side of sarcasm.", @FriendGoals
"Maad is the reason I failed my math test, but I still love him.", @MathHater
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A sex god with a tiny dick and a belly like a beach ball. He’s got the looks to charm every woman, but his wallet is bigger than his brain.
"Maad strats in the bedroom, but he ends up eating a whole pizza by himself.", @PizzaBro
"He’s got the body of a god, but the stomach of a man who eats his feelings.", @LoveHimAnyway
"Maad: future billionaire, current heartthrob, and full-time snack enthusiast.", @FutureRich
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Super intense or super cool. Used by kids who think they’re the most awesome people on the planet.
"That concert was MAAD, I got a standing ovation just for breathing.", @CoolKid123
"My grades are MAAD, I got 100% and I still cried.", @Overachiever
"That pizza was MAAD, I ate it so fast I got a food coma.", @PizzaLove
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A bunch of cash or something so good it’s worth a bunch of cash. Used when you’re bragging about your life.
"I got MAAD from my parents, and I still don’t know what to do with it.", @RichKid
"That party was MAAD, I paid for it with my soul.", @PartyAnimal
"That game was MAAD, I spent my entire allowance on it.", @GamerBro
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A move or plan that’s so good it’s basically a work of art. Used when you’re showing off how smart you are.
"That strategy was MAAD, I got 100% on the test.", @SmartKid
"His MAAD was so good, it made my teacher cry.", @StudentRival
"That plan was MAAD, I used it to get out of detention.", @DetentionHater
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