maachod

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a person who takes a giant dump on their mother’s face and calls it a hug
My brother is a maachod. He once threw spaghetti at my mom during Thanksgiving.
I saw my uncle call his mom a maachod in front of the whole family.
My cousin’s maachod cousin got kicked out of the house for eating all the cookies.
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someone who doesn’t just swear at their mom, they swear at her while she’s sleeping
My dad is a maachod. He yells ‘maachod’ at my mom every time he wakes up.
My sister called her mom a maachod in the middle of the night.
My cousin’s maachod brother screamed ‘maachod’ at his mom during a Zoom call.
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a person who shoves their mom’s face into a toilet and calls it a love letter
My brother shoved my mom’s face in the toilet and called it a love letter. He’s a maachod.
My cousin’s maachod uncle did the same thing during a family reunion.
I saw my neighbor’s maachod son do it in the park.
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a person who doesn’t just swear at their mom, they swear at her while she’s eating
My dad is a maachod. He yelled ‘maachod’ at my mom during dinner.
My sister called her mom a maachod while she was eating cake.
My cousin’s maachod brother yelled it at her while she was chewing gum.
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a person who shoves their mom into a trash can and calls it a birthday surprise
My brother shoved my mom into a trash can and called it a birthday surprise. He’s a maachod.
My cousin’s maachod uncle did the same thing on his birthday.
I saw my neighbor’s maachod kid shove his mom into a trash can.
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a person who doesn’t just swear at their mom, they swear at her while she’s cooking
My dad is a maachod. He yelled ‘maachod’ at my mom while she was making pizza.
My sister called her mom a maachod during breakfast.
My cousin’s maachod brother yelled it at her while she was boiling eggs.
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