maaams

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Screaming maams like a banshee on a bad day. It’s the sound of chaos and bad decisions.

Bro I just got pulled over for doing 90 in a 30. MAAAAAAMS

My dog ran out of the house and stole my pizza. MAAAAAAMS

My mom found out I failed math. MAAAAAAMS

Calling your hommie maams is like throwing a party in a toilet. It’s gross but it works.

Maams, I just got a 100 on my math test. Let’s go get pizza.

Maams, my dad got fired. Let’s go smoke some weed.

Maams, I’m coming to your house in 5 minutes. Let’s crash the party.