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a crybaby who cries at everything and acts like a drama queen while eating skittles and pretending to be a tiny French princess.
She cried when I said the sky was blue. Not blue. Sky. Blue. Not blue. Sky. Blue. Not blue. Sky. Blue. Not blue.
She took 100 pictures of her skittles and posted them all on Instagram. Then cried because no one liked them.
She tried to speak French and said 'I am a rainbow' and then burst into tears.
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a tiny human who cries at everything, eats skittles like it’s her job, and makes people cry just by taking 100 photos of her skittles.
She cried when I took away her skittles. Then cried again when I gave them back.
She took a picture of her skittles, then another, then another, and then cried because she didn’t have enough skittles in the picture.
She tried to talk French and said 'skittles are my soul' and then cried.
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a two-foot-tall human who cries at everything, eats skittles like it’s her religion, and makes people cry just by being emotional and taking pictures.
She cried when I said the sky was not blue. Then she took 10 pictures of her skittles and cried again.
She tried to speak French and said 'skittles are my life' and then fell to the floor and cried.
She cried because she ate too many skittles and then took 20 pictures of her skittles and cried again.
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