Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A thing so manly it makes your balls ache just by looking at it. And the second letter is stretched like you're trying to gargle through a toilet.

Bro, this car is MAaaaanly. I can feel my soul dying.

That beard is MAaaaanly. I want to marry it.

This pizza is MAaaaanly. I ate it with my hands and my pride.

2

When something is so manly it needs to be said with a cockney accent and a side of swearing.

This beer is MAaaaanly. I just drank it like it was my enemy.

That shirt is MAaaaanly. I wore it to a funeral and got a standing ovation.

This workout is MAaaaanly. I cried and then I peed.

3

So manly it hurts. You have to stretch the second letter like you're trying to rip your own face off.

This game is MAaaaanly. I lost and now I want to die.

That truck is MAaaaanly. It hit me and I felt my soul leave my body.

This haircut is MAaaaanly. I walked in, I walked out, I cried.

4

Something so manly it needs to be said with a cockney accent and enough swear words to drown a man.

That dog is MAaaaanly. It barked at me and I got a black eye.

This coffee is MAaaaanly. I drank it and now I feel like a king.

That song is MAaaaanly. I listened to it and now I want to punch the moon.

5

When something is so manly it needs to be said with a cockney accent and a little bit of drama.

That movie is MAaaaanly. I watched it and I cried like a baby.

That sandwich is MAaaaanly. I ate it and now I feel like a legend.

That job is MAaaaanly. I did it and now I want to retire.

6

So manly it needs a cockney accent and enough swear words to fill a sewer.

That bike is MAaaaanly. I rode it and now I feel like a superhero.

That cake is MAaaaanly. I ate it and now I want to die.

That job is MAaaaanly. I did it and now I want to live in a cave.