Maaaaaybe

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A fancy way to say you're too lazy to say no.
Maaaaaybe I'll do that tomorrow... if I feel like it.
Maaaaaybe I'll come to your party... if I don't get distracted by my phone.
Maaaaaybe I'll text you back... if I remember my own name.
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A lie you tell yourself to avoid the truth.
Maaaaaybe I'll finish this homework... before I watch my third episode of my favorite show.
Maaaaaybe I'll eat one cookie... before I eat the whole bag.
Maaaaaybe I'll actually go to bed... before 2 a. m.
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A way to make someone feel special... while you do nothing.
Maaaaaybe I'll help you with your math... if you ask nicely.
Maaaaaybe I'll actually listen to you... if you don't interrupt me.
Maaaaaybe I'll remember your birthday... if I don't forget it again.
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A fake promise that sounds like a real plan.
Maaaaaybe I'll study for the test... after I watch this one movie.
Maaaaaybe I'll clean my room... before I get yelled at again.
Maaaaaybe I'll actually do my chores... if I feel like it.
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A way to say no without actually being rude.
Maaaaaybe I'll go to the store... if I don't forget my wallet again.
Maaaaaybe I'll do your homework... if you pay me in snacks.
Maaaaaybe I'll actually show up... if I don't get distracted by my phone.
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