Maaa

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Super cute to the point it makes you want to slap someone. Also used when you’re so mad you’re screaming it like a toddler.
Maaa, you look like a cupcake that just got hit by a truck!
Maaa, I failed my math test and my dog left me.
Maaa, why is my life like a broken toaster?
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Your mom, but way better. She’s like a giant cup of hot chocolate with extra sugar and a side of sass. You can talk to her for hours and she still won’t tell you why she’s always yelling at the TV.
Maa, I’m failing algebra and my dog won’t stop barking at the mailman.
Maa, I got a D and my life is a disaster.
Maa, I’m tired, I’m sad, and I just want my life back.
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The best friend you could ever have, but she’s also your mom. She’s like a giant cupcake that’s also a superhero. You don’t even care that she’s mad at you because she’s just too cool to be mad for long.
Maa, I’m sad, I’m tired, and I just want to die.
Maa, my life is a broken toaster and I don’t know why.
Maa, I failed and my dog is judging me.
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