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A stupid person who talks too much and says the same thing over and over like they’re trying to brainwash you.

My cousin is a nonce. He said 'I’m the best' 47 times in one day.

My teacher is a nonce. She keeps saying 'You can do it' even though I failed 3 tests.

My dog is a nonce. He barks at the mailman every single day.

A person who thinks they’re super cool but they’re just loud and annoying.

My neighbor is a nonce. He plays his music so loud I can hear it in my room.

My friend’s brother is a nonce. He yells at the TV like it’s his enemy.

My mom is a nonce. She talks to the cat like it’s a celebrity.

A person who is so dumb they think they’re smart, but they’re just making everything worse.

My math teacher is a nonce. He said 2+2 is 5 and got fired.

My friend’s dad is a nonce. He tried to fix the internet and now we have no internet and no idea what happened.

My uncle is a nonce. He tried to cook dinner and it tasted like burnt shoes.

A person who is too lazy to think and just says the same dumb thing every time.

My brother is a nonce. He says 'I’m gonna win' every time he loses.

My mom’s friend is a nonce. She says 'I’m fine' even though she’s crying in the bathroom.

My dad is a nonce. He says 'I’m not tired' even though he fell asleep on the couch.

A person who’s so full of themselves they think they’re the only one who matters, and they’re not even good at anything.

My teacher’s friend is a nonce. He said he’s the best at everything and can’t even tie his shoes.

My cousin’s friend is a nonce. He said he’s going to be a rockstar and now he just sings in the shower.

My neighbor’s kid is a nonce. He said he’s going to be a superhero and now he just runs around the block.