ma youth

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a word old farts use to tell kids they're like their kid.
My youth? That's my son's name. You're just a failure.
You call yourself my youth? You're more like my embarrassment.
I had a youth once. Now he's in jail and I'm still paying his fines.
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a word used by people who think they're cool, but really just want to say they're related to someone.
I'm not your youth. I'm your uncle's cousin's friend's brother.
Your youth? I’ve had three of them. Two are still alive. One is my ex.
You're not my youth. You're the guy who stole my lunch money.
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a word that means you're not special. You're just someone else's kid.
You call me your youth? I'm not your kid. I'm your neighbor's kid.
Your youth? I've had better kids. They didn't make me pay for their mistakes.
You're not my youth. You're the kid who tried to take my spot on the bus.
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