ma wings

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Your weed is so good it feels like your wings are on fire and your soul is high-fiving a goat.
My ma wings hit me like a truck full of glitter and disrespect.
I ate ma wings and my mom asked if I was stoned.
My ma wings are so strong they made my dog do a backflip.
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Ma wings is the name of your weed, and it’s so good it could make a saint swear and a priest cry.
My ma wings are so good I got a ticket for talking to the cop.
I got ma wings and my neighbor started a fight with a mailbox.
My ma wings are so good I forgot my own name.
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Ma wings is your weed, and it’s so strong it could make a lion blush and a donut explode.
I ate ma wings and my dad started singing show tunes.
My ma wings are so good I told my teacher I was sick.
I got ma wings and my cat started doing yoga.
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Ma wings is your weed, and it’s so good it could make a cop breakdance and a lawyer cry.
My ma wings hit me so hard I got a sticker from the principal.
I had ma wings and my dog started quoting Shakespeare.
I got ma wings and my mom asked if I was a wizard.
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Ma wings is your weed, and it’s so good it could make a bus driver swear and a math teacher scream.
My ma wings are so good I got a detention for laughing.
I had ma wings and my cat started rapping.
My ma wings hit me so hard I made my brother cry.
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Ma wings is your weed, and it’s so good it could make a dinosaur blush and a pizza cry.
My ma wings are so good I started a fight with my neighbor’s dog.
I had ma wings and my mom started dancing in the kitchen.
My ma wings are so strong they made my dog do a backflip.
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