ma tori

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the most annoying best friend who thinks they’re a pop star and still has a mullet from the 80s

My ma tori tried to dance in my DMs and sent a selfie with a mullet.

She texted me mid-exam: 'I’m the next MJ, you’re just a sidekick.'

She sent me a TikTok of her doing the moonwalk… in a mall parking lot.

a friend who acts like they’re famous, wears 80s hair, and thinks they’re better than everyone

She DM’d me: 'You’re just a background dancer in my world.'

She tried to sing at my birthday and it was like a bad music video.

She wore a mullet to my concert and said I was her backup singer.

your friend who thinks they’re Michael Jackson, still has 80s hair, and talks too much

She sent me a voice note singing 'Thriller' and said I was the ghost.

She showed up to my house in a mullet and said we were going on tour.

She texted me: 'You’re just a sidekick in my MJ journey.'