Ma-Shell

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A city scumbag with tiny hands and the stench of rotten cabbages. You’ll find them at dance parties, on city streets, or anywhere they can hustle you for spare change.
I saw Ma-Shell at the club sniffing my drink like it was a crime scene.
He showed up at my birthday party and tried to sell me a fake Rolex.
He was at the bus stop picking his nose and yelling at pigeons.
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The most amazing person who will save your life, help you pass tests, and even pay for your pizza when you’re too broke to buy it.
My Ma-Shell showed up at my job interview and told my boss I was the best worker ever.
She sent me a $50 gift card when I got fired.
She cried with me when my dog died.
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