Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super popular way to curse someone in South Africa. It means 'your mom's snatch' and is used to yell at people, make them mad, or start a fight.

Ma se poes! You just ruined my breakfast!

He called me ma se poes in front of my whole class.

I said ma se poes to my brother and he ran out of the house.

2

A really rude Afrikaans swear word that means 'your mom's ass'. People use it to show they're angry or to be extra mean.

Ma se poes! I can't believe you did that!

She screamed 'ma se poes' at me for spilling coffee on her dress.

He said 'ma se poes' when his phone broke.

3

If you don't know what this is, you're a big dummy and your mom's vagina is probably laughing at you.

You don't know what ma se poes is? Ma se poes! You're a ma se poes!

He said, 'You don't know what this is? You're a ma se poes.'

I told her, 'You don't know what this is? You're a ma se poes!'

4

When you mess with someone's business or make them mad, you're giving them a ma se poes.

I floeked his sali and said, 'Ma se poes!'

She floeked my sali and I got really mad.

He floeked my sali and said, 'Ma se poes!'

5

A way to say 'your mom's pussy' in Afrikaans. It's used to insult people, but friends can say it to each other and it becomes a joke.

Ma se poes! You're the worst.

He said, 'Ma se poes! You're the worst friend ever.'

I said, 'Ma se poes! You're the worst at video games.'

6

A way to curse someone in Afrikaans that means 'your mom's snatch'. It's used to call people names or yell at them when they're being annoying.

Ma se poes! You're so annoying.

She said, 'Ma se poes! You're the worst.'

He yelled, 'Ma se poes! You're the worst at math!'

7

A cool way to say 'hello' in Afrikaans. It also means 'your mom's pussy' and can be used to insult people if you're being silly.

Ma se poes! How are you?

He said, 'Ma se poes! How are you today?'

I said, 'Ma se poes! How are you?' and he laughed.