ma se kind

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A friend so close they might as well be your mom’s kid. Or your mom’s kid if your mom was a bad influence.

I swear, if he doesn’t show up, I’m gonna beat him like my ma se kind did last week.

She’s my ma se kind. She’s also the reason I failed math.

My ma se kind texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I wanted to rob a convenience store.

A friend so good, they might as well be your brother or sister. Or your brother or sister if they were also your mom’s worst mistake.

My ma se kind took my lunch money and bought me a pizza. I didn’t even complain.

He’s my ma se kind. He’s also the reason I got grounded for a week.

I called my ma se kind at 3 a. m. because I lost my keys. He showed up with a crowbar.

A friend who’s so tight, they might as well be your mom’s child. Or your mom’s child if your mom was a walking disaster.

My ma se kind stole my snacks and then gave me a hug. I didn’t know what to do.

She’s my ma se kind. She’s also the reason my mom got a second job.

I told my ma se kind I was gonna fail the test. He brought me a cheat sheet and a sandwich.

A friend so close, they might as well be your brother or sister. Or your brother or sister if they were also your mom’s favorite mistake.

I called my ma se kind because I was crying. He showed up with a bag of chips and a plan to rob a bank.

She’s my ma se kind. She’s also the reason I got kicked out of school.

My ma se kind texted me to say he was gonna beat up my enemy. I didn’t even ask why.

A friend so good, they might as well be your mom’s kid. Or your mom’s kid if your mom was also a walking problem.

My ma se kind took my money and bought me a drink. I didn’t even care.

He’s my ma se kind. He’s also the reason I failed science.

I called my ma se kind and said I was gonna quit school. He showed up with a backpack and a plan.

A friend so close, they might as well be your brother or sister. Or your brother or sister if they were also your mom’s favorite chaos.

My ma se kind stole my phone and took a selfie with my mom. I didn’t even mind.

She’s my ma se kind. She’s also the reason I got grounded for two weeks.

I told my ma se kind I was gonna run away. He showed up with a map and a bag of chips.