Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super rude way to reply when someone says kush. You can follow it with a bunch of random nonsense that sounds like a mad person’s bedtime story.

Ma puthsh! Nana jote ntush e ka bo ni bebush ja ka lan emrin Farush

Ma puthsh! I'm gonna throw your grandma's cat out the window

Ma puthsh! You're a gassy muffin and I'm your sad cousin

2

The most disrespectful way to tell someone to shut up. You can add a crazy story about your uncle’s pet llama to make it even more annoying.

Ma puthsh! My uncle’s llama ate my math test

Ma puthsh! I swear your voice is a broken kazoo

Ma puthsh! I’m gonna poop in your lunch

3

A wild way to say you’re not impressed. You can follow it with a random insult about their mom’s hair or their dad’s job.

Ma puthsh! Your mom’s hair looks like a traffic jam

Ma puthsh! Your dad works at a donut shop and he’s terrible at it

Ma puthsh! I’ve seen better insults from a confused parrot

4

A loud and profane response to kush. You can make it even worse by yelling it in someone’s face at lunch.

Ma puthsh! I’m gonna eat your face with a fork

Ma puthsh! You’re worse than my math teacher

Ma puthsh! I’m gonna throw spaghetti at your head

5

A really offensive way to tell someone to stop talking. You can make it extra mean by drawing a mustache on their face and calling them a chicken.

Ma puthsh! I’m gonna draw a mustache on your face and call you a chicken

Ma puthsh! Your voice is louder than a vacuum cleaner

Ma puthsh! I’ve got a grudge against your whole family

6

A crazy way to shut someone down. You can follow it with a ridiculous story about your cousin’s pet snake and how it hates your mom.

Ma puthsh! My cousin’s snake hates your mom

Ma puthsh! I’m gonna turn your homework into a fire

Ma puthsh! You’re a sad jellybean and I’m your grumpy friend